Never lie to a woman

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. ​ We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, ​ so could you please pack enough Clothes for aweek and set out my rod and fishing box we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'

​The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but ‬‬being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.But why didn't you pack my new blue silk Pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box!!!'

If you were a Chinese and your name is...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital then whyevery one is on the way to hospital? then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree .
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Oh .....God.......