हाल ही में फेसबुक ने अपने सुरक्षा नियमों को पहले से कुछ कड़ा कर दिया है जिसके कारण इसके उपयोक्ताओं में काफी रोष दिखा है। इसके कड़े सुरक्षा नियमों से नाराज उपयोक्ताओं ने एक समूह बनाकर फेसबुक पर फेसबुक के विरुद्ध ही अभियान चला दिया है। उन्होंने ने एक साइट बनाई है quitfacebookday.com . जिसपर फेसबुक उपयोक्ताओं से ३१ मई को फेसबुक छोड़ो दिवस के रूप में मनाने का आहवान किया है।
Friday, September 28, 2012
मैं और मेरा फेसबुक... अब तन्हाई कहाँ?
हाल ही में फेसबुक ने अपने सुरक्षा नियमों को पहले से कुछ कड़ा कर दिया है जिसके कारण इसके उपयोक्ताओं में काफी रोष दिखा है। इसके कड़े सुरक्षा नियमों से नाराज उपयोक्ताओं ने एक समूह बनाकर फेसबुक पर फेसबुक के विरुद्ध ही अभियान चला दिया है। उन्होंने ने एक साइट बनाई है quitfacebookday.com . जिसपर फेसबुक उपयोक्ताओं से ३१ मई को फेसबुक छोड़ो दिवस के रूप में मनाने का आहवान किया है।
Monday, May 23, 2011
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Never lie to a woman

Tuesday, April 20, 2010
If you were a Chinese and your name is...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital then whyevery one is on the way to hospital? then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree .
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Oh .....God.......
Saturday, February 20, 2010
An Egyptian Interview

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha(yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind... male....
Taha: No... I like female
Reporter: How do u find life here in Egypt ?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas, when I am not buzy..
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ?
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did a circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undurztand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?
Taha: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..a lot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon.. if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me? ...Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do u choose your president
Taha: Who, Mubarak?
Reporter: yes
Taha(nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice
Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter: what about the last 26 years?
Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and……….
Reporter: No, I meant Mubarak.
Taha: He also marry… and have…
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Reporter (interrupting) :No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: ok ok…. Zanks a lot
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
One night /day at a call centre!!!

This is why call center people get a good package!!!
1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)
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5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????
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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ?????
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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ??????
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8).Customer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ??????
Now what do you feel? Some of us use to behave with them like they are their boss and customer care executives, on the other side are their 'orderly'. What is your take on this? I want your comment please...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Dilwalon ki Delhi

One day,
I reached Delhi.
I asked a collie (porter), “From where can we go outside?”
He replied, “Go outside and ask there.”
I found it by myself.
I went outside and asked a taxi driver, “ My friend, what’ll you take for Lal Killa?”
His answer was, “ I don’t want to sell it.”
I decided to go by bus instead of taxi.
I asked the conductor, “May I smoke here?”
He got annoyed and replied, “Not at all. It is prohibited.”
I said, “But, that fellow is smoking…”
He roared, “He didn’t take my permission to smoke.”
I reached Lal Killa and went to a hotel.
I asked the hotel manager, “I want a room on seventh floor.”
He aSKed, “ For what, to stay or to dive?”
I got into my room and aSKed the waiter, “Can I have a cup of water?”
He replied, “ No sir, we don’t have any cup of water, we provide cups made by glass only.”
I came out of my hotel to go to my friend’s home. I asked a person walking on the road, “Sir, where does this road go?“
He replied with a boisterous laughter, “I have been seeing this road since last 20 years. It goes nowhere.”

